Hi, Hello.
I'd like to purchase one easy way out, please. Yes, the one in the blue box to the right. Yes, that looks perfect. Wait, what do you mean you're out of stock? I can see it. It's right there. It's right there. Can't you see it too?What do you mean I can't have it? The customer is always right, right? RIGHT?! Well in that case I'd like to speak to a manager, please. Quickly, please. I mean, I don't have all day.
I can't go through with this.
I can't do it.
I don't want to.
I just need one easy way out. That's all I need. I know what the ingredients are. I know the nutrition facts. I know either way It'll make me sick to my stomach. I know what it'll do.
And I know that it won't fix a thing.
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